A ri-DONK-ulous CAT-astrophe!

I am A ri-DONK-ulous CAT-astrophe!

First road bump in the Lay-Z-Boy to 5K challenge.

The F@#$*&^*&^ treadmill broke.

I do NOT like it when things break.

I get ANGRY!

and when I get ANGRY I start

CLEANING.

I'm sure you are thinking that is also

Ri-donk-ULOUS.

but it is true.

*Angry* is my alter-ego

with a cleaning problem.

dishwasher is loaded, running

laundry is folded, more washing

time for a new DISTRACTION.

can't go outside because

it's 48, REALLY?!? 48 in June

and it is

RAINING

so

I

guess

I will

watch

the

WORLD CUP

USA #8 DEMPSEY!!

1st goal!

all the horn blaring is annoying

so glad I have MUTE

Alexi LaLas

Holy Red-Headed Lamb-Chop loving FIFA sportscaster.

England #10 ROONEY

is HOTT

and he gets ANGRY too

and talks like a sailor

with an IRISH accent

MESMERIZED

by the X shaped shadows

Ok, enough with the center/CAPITAL talk. I am going to find something more constructive to do, or take a nap with the kids.